“Let’s just split it evenly” is the most common sentence at the end of a group dinner, and it survives because it sounds fair. It is equal — everyone pays the same number — and we tend to hear equal as a synonym for fair. They are not the same thing. Equal asks nothing about what you ordered; fair asks about almost nothing else. The person who had a house salad and water pays the same as the person who had the ribeye and two espresso martinis, and the gap between those two numbers is the quiet tax that even-splitting collects — and splitty’s receipts show how big that tax actually runs.
This matters more often than you’d think, because real tables are lopsided. Across splitty’s US-leaning receipts, group restaurant bills run the whole spread — from under $50 to north of $400, with no single price band holding more than about a fifth of them — and the most-scanned line items put water and diet soda in the same top tier as espresso martinis and Tito’s. A $3 drinker and a $16 drinker share the same table constantly. That mix is exactly the condition under which an even split stops being fair.
Bill-spread and item figures: splitty’s own scanned restaurant receipts (US-leaning sample), reported as shares and ranks, rounded.